Friday, August 10, 2007

Up or down?!?

This blog, among other reasons, was created with the objective to think about important subjects which will make me think about its real meaning and with interest to humanity in general. And this post is one of these themes.

The door was made for people to be able to get in and out from a place. If it was not necessary to get in or out from that place, we would have a wall instead of a door.
The same happens with the toilet seat cover! I know what you are thinking at this moment… “This guy is amazing, he thinks about stuff that no-one will remember”, thank you dear readers but I have to continue my idea…

Why women claim that the natural position of toilet seat cover is to be down? Who has the right to presume that the natural position is to be down or up? Both are valid position!

Now go home and think about this so important issue.

Thursday, August 9, 2007


Why do we men always leave the umbrella inside the car boot? That is the perfect place to leave the umbrella… especially if it is raining when we are returning from work.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Would you like to earn big money with no effort?

If you know how send me an email. Meanwhile, get a job and play the lottery maybe one day you will be lucky!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

5 tips to improve your humour to please women

How many times did you hear women complaining about men? They like a pretty, sensible, kindy, intelligent, with sense of humor man... concluding...a perfect person.

I will not help you to be a more sensible or intelligent person, but I'll give you some tips about sense of humor to please a woman.

  1. Women like smiley faces, don't be shy... show your teeth. Be careful and don't exaggerate , don't show her your tonsils ;
  2. For your own good don't tell a joke about her hair or clothes;
  3. Don't use obscene words to make any type of jokes, don't behave like an animal. If she wanted an animal, I think she will prefer a little puppy certainly more funny;
  4. Tell a joke about yourself. She would like to know that you are capable to deal with your own defects with sense of humour. Once again, don't exaggerate!!! You wouldn't like to know that she thinks that you are a clown.
  5. Don't try to be Jerry Seinfeld, because you are not him. If you try it maybe you will find that you are acting like Kosmo Kramer in front of her.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Flat Tire

Nothing better then change a flat tire at 7:30 A.M. when you are going to work. With all that exercise we feel fresh to work better for all day.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Stupid quotes

What do you say to a person when that person tell you something that is obvious or that you know along time ago, something like "OH! You are losing your hair?". What that people have inside their minds? It will be possible that they think that i never watch myself at the mirror every morning's.

Monday, March 19, 2007

A little joke

Little boy : "Daddy, daddy....!!!"
Little boy : "Today i consumed one gram of bugar sugar!"
Daddy : "Slap...slap!!!"
Daddy : I already told you that you should say "cocaĆ­ne" instead of "bugar sugar".

First post ...

... and I hope that will not be the last one, because ending a blog is always easier than starting it. The purpose of this blog is to write some humorous stuff in English, because i want to practice my English and I love humor. So feel free to make comments not only about my stupid posts but also about my English, I promise you I will not bite you.