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5 tips to improve your humour to please women

How many times did you hear women complaining about men? They like a pretty, sensible, kindy, intelligent, with sense of humor man... concluding...a perfect person.

I will not help you to be a more sensible or intelligent person, but I'll give you some tips about sense of humor to please a woman.

1. Women like smiley faces, don't be shy... show your teeth. Be careful and don't exaggerate , don't show her your tonsils ;
2. For your own good don't tell a joke about her hair or clothes;
3. Don't use obscene words to make any type of jokes, don't behave like an animal. If she wanted an animal, I think she will prefer a little puppy certainly more funny;
4. Tell a joke about yourself. She would like to know that you are capable to deal with your own defects with sense of humour. Once again, don't exaggerate!!! You wouldn't like to know that she thinks that you are a clown.
5. Don't try to be Jerry Seinfeld, because you are not him. If you try it maybe you will find that you are acting like Kosmo Kramer in front of her.

Flat Tire

Nothing better then change a flat tire at 7:30 A.M. when you are going to work. With all that exercise we feel fresh to work better for all day.

Stupid quotes

What do you say to a person when that person tell you something that is obvious or that you know along time ago, something like "OH! You are losing your hair?". What that people have inside their minds? It will be possible that they think that i never watch myself at the mirror every morning's.

A little joke

Little boy : "Daddy, daddy....!!!"
Little boy : "Today i consumed one gram of bugar sugar!"
Daddy : "Slap...slap!!!"
Daddy : I already told you that you should say "cocaíne" instead of "bugar sugar".

First post ...

... and I hope that will not be the last one, because ending a blog is always easier than starting it. The purpose of this blog is to write some humorous stuff in English, because i want to practice my English and I love humor. So feel free to make comments not only about my stupid posts but also about my English, I promise you I will not bite you.

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